Monday, June 15, 2009

Top 10 Ways to Keep Your Summer Dating Stock Up

"It's getting hot in herre/ so take off all your clothes.......". If this is a song that stays in your head, then this is the season for you. Time to break out the open toe sandals and the crisp AF1's. With Summer right around the corner, its time to battle with Summer Love or Summer Lust, whichever you seem to seek. Regardless of whatever you choose, no one wants a dead beat or house rat. Here we have a few ways to keep your Summer Dating Stock Up. And yes, its for men and women!!!

MEN
5) Try to keep your energy going- Many males meet a lady and after 3 dates, run out of things to do. Dinner and a movie will only rock for but so long. Pay attention to more than just the size of her...

4) Choose your clothing wisely- The weather is just warming up and I already see guys with their house shorts and White T's in full force. Summer is a time of color and "crispness". Just like you want something to look at, so do the ladies. (Clean Benz wouldn't hurt)

3) Good Hygiene is a Summer must- We all sweat and humidity is a mofo. Water is our friend and not just the water from the fire hydrant. More than one shower is required. You can't smell like you just came from playing ball, if you're in the middle of Times Square.


2) Mind your manners- I know there's a lot of skin out there, and if you're anything like me, you may get a brief thought to test the smoothness of random skin. Step back and think for 2 reasons. 1-you don't want to be at the precinct with no AC and 2, there's nothing worse than getting barked on in front of a crowd.



WOMEN
5) Choose the company you keep wisely- They say birds of a feather flock together, and I do stress the word "birds". I don't care if she is your cousin, a few birds in the group and you will attract "crumb snatchers" of all kinds.

4) Choose your clothes wisely- I know you've been working out all year and want to "show it off", but there's a time and a place for everything. Wear clear heels and you may end up attracting all the strip club patrons.

3) Maybe this is wrong of me, but invest in a decent scent for "all" regions. Females are held to a hire standard than men when it comes to smells. Please stay aware, especially while wearing what I like to call "camel toe condoms", no one likes a gust of a "stable" when those shorts get peeled off.

2) Give yourself a chance- The summer is usually a time for new starts, its Ok to try new things. Would never say not to be weary of scumbags, but let your hair down and let go of the past. Like the snow that was on your roofs, let it melt away.


You may have noticed that neither gender has a #1, the reason is because the #1 rule applies for everyone. The #1 rule for Summer Dating is "Wrap It Up"!!!!! Plain and simple, Summer Smut can lead to Winter Pregnancy. Nothing worse than 3 weeks before Summer's end getting/making a call to a number you only used four times to hear/say that "I'm Pregnant" or "Been feeling sick late?"

ENJOY THE SUMMER !!!!!!!

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